SYSTEM STATUS
WebSocket: OFFLINE
Node: v22.18.0
Monitor: ACTIVE
Security: ENGAGED
// May the code be with you

🚀 COMMAND CENTER

Rebel Alliance Project Defense System

MONITORING: /Users/jonathanbouren/PROJECTS
// These aren't the bugs you're looking for
LIVE METRICS
Projects: 0
AI Active: 0
Issues: 0
Health: 0%
Episode IV
A NEW MONITOR
// AI Project Monitor v1.0 // "I find your lack of tests disturbing" const monitor = new ProjectMonitor(); monitor.scanProjects('/Users/jonathanbouren/PROJECTS'); monitor.detectIssues(); // "I've got a bad feeling about this" monitor.launchAI('Claude', 'ChatGPT');

It is a period of continuous integration. Rebel developers, striking from hidden terminals, have won their first victory against the evil Bug Empire.

class AILauncher { determineOptimalAI(issues) { // "This is the way" if (issues.includes('security')) { return 'Claude'; // "Help me, Claude-Wan Kenobi" } return 'ChatGPT'; // "These aren't the docs you're looking for" } }

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH BUG, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire codebase.

// WebSocket Connection Established ws.on('connection', (socket) => { console.log('📡 Red Five, standing by'); this.broadcastProjectStatus(); this.monitorActivityInRealTime(); // "Stay on target... stay on target!" });

Pursued by the Empire's sinister bugs, Princess AI races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her projects and restore freedom to the galaxy...

REBEL BASE CODENAMES
// Scanning rebel bases... const bases = [ 'ATMSY', 'Global_Agents', 'Project_Manager', 'SmartBadge', 'Media_Manager', 'terminal-carousel-3d' ]; bases.forEach(base => { // "Do or do not, there is no try-catch" if (base.hasDisturbanceInTheCode()) { this.sendJediKnight(); // Deploy AI assistance } });

The Force is strong with these projects. Young Skywalker must learn the ways of clean code if he is to confront Darth Bugs and save the galaxy from technical debt...

// "Execute Order 66"... lines of code review async function theForceAwakens() { await this.eliminateAllBugs(); await this.refactorLegacyCode(); return "A new hope for clean architecture"; }
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Ensure monitoring service is operational: ./start-monitor.sh